a city along the western bank of the mississippi river, which smells like the area between a large dirty person’s *n*s and ball sack.
“i better get my painter’s mask out of storage, i’ve got to travel into taint louis today, and don’t want to inhale any funk…”
when y’all just talking and it ain’t going no where mya and myles were in a talklationship for the longest .
- tattoo scratcher
is a person that is tattooing without a license, and do it in a bas*m*nt, kitchen, etc d*mn, that tattoo is f*ck*d up!!!!!!! $20 + tattoo scratcher = expensive fix
a ship name for the tenth doctor and rose tyler. it is one of the most popular ships in the doctor who fandom, and one of the saddest. tenrose! i ship it!
- the digital dog ate it
calling someone out who claims they didn’t get an email or text, both of which, princ*p*lly email, always get delivered. tom: why didn’t you bring the beer–i emailed you the change of plans two days ago. bill: ummm. i didn’t get that email… tom: oh. the digital dog ate it. got it.