The Digital Dog Ate It
calling someone out who claims they didn’t get an email or text, both of which, princ-p-lly email, always get delivered.
tom: why didn’t you bring the beer–i emailed you the change of plans two days ago.
bill: ummm. i didn’t get that email…
tom: oh. the digital dog ate it. got it.
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