taint-painter
the antonym of a no-wipe. when you take a sh-t and it’s so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it’s been painted brown.
me: “hey dave, i just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. i had myself a taint-painter. i had to shower afterwards.”
dave: “that’s awesome.”
a person who paints a womens taint or an insolt
alex is such a taintpainter.
one who pulls out before c-mming, and ‘paints’ the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and ‘paints’ the taint with sh-t.
“last night i gave jill a taint painter!” or “on the way home from the party last night, i thought i had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!
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