take a whiff
to snort cocaine
taken from the folk song, “take a whiff on me”, recorded by ledbelly, woody guthrie, the byrds, and the white stripes, among others
cocaine’s for horses and not for men
doctors say t’will kill you but they don’t say when.
ho, ho, honey take a whiff on me.
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