Tank-faced
combines elements of both tanked and sh-t-faced. a supreme level of inebriation. includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
tom: “how did dan’s birthday celebration go?”
bill: “he was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so tank-faced we lost track of him. i got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station.”
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