tardhawk


the trend were people gel up their hair like a mohawk, but without shaving the sides they are really just r-t-rded posers. commonly seen with the guidos and the gap wearing crowd.
hey, did you see that douchebag with the tardhawk? either get a real mohawk or learn to comb your hair!
1.someone who wakes up in the morning with their hair sticking up in all directions.
2. the mentally r-t-rded version of a mohawk
goodness brett, you look lkike a tardhawk
1. when some one with normal hair puts the middle part into a mohawk style without shaving the sides.

2. when someone with short hair attempts a mohawk (while correctly shaving sides), resulting in a 2-inch by 1/2-inch strip of hair.

3. one who uses either of the two styles of hair mentioned above.
1,2). guy 1: dude. why did you get a tardhawk? your hair looks r-t-rded now.

3). n-body goes to a tardhawk for hair styling advice.

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