tartingles
feeling intense embarr-ssment for someone else.
when someone does something so pathetically embarr-ssing that you would not be human if it didn’t embarr-ss you just through your proximity to the situation.
it is especially potent when you witness this embarr-ssing act.
gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker’s spiky boot?. . . i have such tartingles!
(noun) the sensation of embarr-ssment at someone else’s awkward situations.
1) g-d, doesn’t curb your enthusiasm give you the worst f-cking tartingles?
2) i have a rough case of the tartingles whenever a usually quiet kid gets drunk and becomes an uncontrollably loud and honest mysogynist
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