Tasty Trevino
typically encountered while partaking in a latin eating establishments, a tasty trevino is when a male takes a sh-t in a soft sh-ll tortilla. he then jerks himself off and bastes the burrito with c-m. at this point, most males choose to flourish their burritos by adding garnishes, but nevertheless, this part is optional. said garnishes may include, but are not limited to: lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, etc. once that’s through, the male p-sses into a cup. he then takes the burrito and cup and presents them to someone to eat.
in a sentence: i went through the drive through yesterday at taco bell, and when i pulled up to get my food, the f-cking dude gave me a tasty trevino!
harry: i’ll take a burrito and some mountain dew!
sergio: anything else, sir?
harry: no thanks.
-sergio comes back with a tasty trevino-
sergio: your burrito, senor.
-harry takes a bite-
harry: what the f-ck is this you dumb wh-r-?!
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