she is a very beautiful girl who is popular with everybody. she is clever, funny and she is everyone’s friend. she sucks at cooking.
guy 1: do you know tatelyn?
guy 2: of course i do! everybody does!
- hyper ironic
anything really that has no point, but subjectively is ironic solely for being there. meme man: this table is hyper ironic meme man jr.: no it’s not, it’s a table. meme man: but it is hyper ironic to me
- smoky b*tthole
the antonym of a bleached b-tthole. where is your smoky b-tthole gone?
- tough stuff
when one is afraid to walk up to someone because they are afraid to get hurt person 1:hey look theres tough stuff. person 2: lets walk the opposite way so i dont get another concussion.
- booty pickle
when you take a poo and a long t-rd is dangling out of your -n-s that refuses to let go. sarah, straining over the toilet: “ow! i wish this booty pickle will just let go!”
- good for you
a phrase said when one honestly don’t care enough to listen, so they just pretend they actually just heard what was just said to them. friend: so, i went to the mall this weekend, and i bought, like, a fab new skirt, and, then, i realized, like, omg, i already had the same fab skirt! […]