tattered windsock
to render one’s -n-s or v-g-n- in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
the description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
“g-d, that curry last night was awesome – my -rs- puckered starrusty sheriff’s badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock”
“he was hung like a horse; my tw-t vadgegrowleryeti’s welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards”
the act of one male battering the -n-s of another’s so that it resembles a tattered windsock.
george michael left prison with his -ss looking like a tattered windsock
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