Taylor Swift

a country turned pop singer, who is inspired by all things in her life, and uses those to compose songs. taylor’s fan base is called ‘the swifties’ who are nice comp-ssionate, fans whom have a good heart and let other people in, however if one disses taylor, ‘the swifties will proudly defend their queen. taylor has 4 complete alb-ms and another is being released on october 27th 2014 of course referring to ‘1989’!! her first single off this alb-m is called ‘shake it off’ and is the first sound of pop, people have heard from taylor, in this song taylor expresses that haters gonna hate, but we just have to shake it off!!! taylor has won over 200 awards and was the youngest ever to win ‘entertainer of the year. people might despise of her because of her love life. last year taylor donated 4 million us dollar to her education centre, which expresses how caring and generous she is!!!
amy: i like taylor swift, her music is good!

swiftie: i love taylor swift, her music is amazing!!!!!!
a twenty one year old pop singer with an average voice & looks but is often wrongly described as a beautiful girl with an amazing voice. can’t keep eyes open. is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen. is sickly obsessed with men and will date any boy she can get her hands on, no matter their age, just as long as they are a celebrity. the relationship lasts a couple of months at the most, then after they break up, her heart is somehow broken and she gets revenge. her most common ways of getting revenge are writing sh-tty pop songs about him and then digitally adding banjoes, guitars, and fiddles so it will cl-ssify as a country song; talking sh-t on him about him to the media; and making meaningless youtube videos of her playing barbies and reliving the breakup.
girl: “don’t break up with me or i’ll go taylor swift on you.”
boy: -shudders-
a “country” singer who has a large following of girls aged 10-18, thinking the are “big country fans” even though the only “country” they listen to is taylor swift. her music is actually pop with a bit of fiddle and a fake southern accent, making up the “country” aspect of her music.
13 y.o. girl: omg!1!!1 did u get teh new tay swift alb-m? its h-lla raw!!11! ive always been a big country fan!!1!!

actual country music fan: taylor swift isn’t country (throws ipod filled with songs by george strait, hank williams sr. and jr., alan jackson, randy travis, etc. at her)
a beautiful and incredibly talented singer whose blue eyes apparently put the stars in georgia to shame.
girl #1: who sings that great song “tim mcgraw”???
girl #2: that beautiful and incredibly talented singer taylor swift of course!!!
overrated, overexposed grown woman who can’t get over her long-gone high school days. claims to be a “country” singer when she’s from pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country tw-ng thrown in here and there.

strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. but because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general m-sses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.

but alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. she will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-sh-t crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. kanye west will then be known as prophet kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
ten years from now:
romeo butkiss: hey, did you see that “where are they now?” episode last night?

juliet vomitus: yeah! that taylor swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. she’s divorced now and living with her 13 cats in stumptoe, arkansas.
the act of busting into the love-of-your-life’s wedding, proclaim your love for said bride or groom in the hopes they walk away with you instead.
like a taylor swift song.
bee decided to taylor swift short because she was always “the one” for her.
a overly hyped mediocre country singer who only sings about teenage “love”, whose career was drastically skyrocketed by sympathy due to an embarr-ssing drunken act preformed by famed rapper kanye west.

it has been reported that she sued a small karrrokee bar in texas because people were singing her song and she was not getting any royalties for it. next time yo think she is this “sweet and innocent girl” think again.

did anyone else noticed that she fakes her “omg i cant believe i just won an award” expression? she knows she is like the top country singer right now(don’t see why though). that act really needs to go and i hope evceryone can see her for the fake and petty person that she reall is.
girl 1: gawsh taylor swift needs some new material for her songs.
girl 2: what do you expect she is a mediocre singer/songwriter.

guy 1: that taylor swift’s hot isn’t she?
guy 2: nah not really. to me she looks like a chipmunk, beaver, deer, ferret looking thing.
guy 1: haha, to each his own bro.
a fail waiting to happen.
guy: taylor swift is so hott!
girl: have you even heard her music?
guy: well, er… no…

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