Taylor University


a place of higher education that blocks any good websites, including urban dictionary, preaches three times a week, and requires students to sign a contract. this contract includes: not dancing, not having s-x, not drinking, not smoking, not gambling. a college where being a college student is out of the question.
q: do you go to taylor university?
a: yes i do, therefore i am only a college student in name.

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