Technochronic


a person who always keeps having strange unexplainable issues with their computers, smartphones and other devices etc., not because it is their fault or he/she is dumb. (not to be confused with technophobe)
there is always a (at least one) technochronic person in every company with whom the it support just doesn’t wanna deal with. you just cant find how to fix their it issue which no one else is having.

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