Techosexual
techos-xual is when someone is attracted to technology of various sorts, rather than other people. it is much more prominent in hardcore apple users than other demographics.
person a: that guy has never had a girlfriend, it’s so sad.
person b: it is sad, especially since he is a techos-xual.
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