teenage girl syndrome
n.
the made-up medical term to describe the way a teenage girl always complains about being fat or ugly. also used as the acronym tgs. tell a girl it’s a medical condition and it’s all over with. trust me
girl: i’m so fat and ugly. no wonder boys don’t like me!
boy: well, for one, you’re not fat. but you do have chronic and severe tgs.
girl: tgs?
boy: teenage girl syndrome.
removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or sms messaging. other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.
girl: omg, lol ur so hawt!
boy: you seem to be suffering from tgs.
girl: whutttttttt?
boy: teenage girl syndrome
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