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• Teh Interwebz

  colloquial form of the internet, sometimes encountered in group chat sp-ces. ftw n00b! you breakin my flowage chattin on teh interwebz! foad! the internet; often used in conversations that denigrate the quality or reliability of information that can be found on any given subject through the use of search engines. “i read on wikipedia that […]

• teh pretty

  eye-candy, usually on television, usually in place of good writing! it’s a cr-p show, but i just can’t get enough of teh pretty.

• telepalmer

  the new, more genuine, folksier alternative to a teleprompter. consists of writing notes on the palm of your hand, then consulting them while delivering a speech on national television. “the telepalmer? i think she did it on purpose. i think she did it on purpose, yeah. because it’s the exact opposite of reading off the […]

• unet

  your uniquely individualised network unet is unique to your taste and considerations that are uniquely yours.

• Telepsychotic

  one of those crazy -ssed people who wanders around downtown either removing phones from their cradles, or turning them upside down and replacing them. did that crazy mother f-cker just flip that phone upside down and replace it? he must be telepsychotic, or at least very hungry. how can so many people have this random, […]

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