tej d.
if the word jai walke was slang in hindi for ignorant (which is a debatable claim), tej d. is a representation of the purest r-t-rdation and cluelessness. tej ds have a tendency to do things so stupid they not only screw over themselves, but everyone around them as well (ex: cheating on a history test resulting in its scores getting canceled and preventing people from bribing their grades up for the quarter). this is supplemented with a level of arrogance so high and outrageous you often start to wonder whether you’re on a prank show; the claims they make about what they can/will do in the future are so godd-mn stupid (ex: taking tough language and math cl-sses after taking an 8th grade cl-ss in soph-m-re year and failing u.s. history), you can’t help but laugh or chuckle at the fact that they’re joking. only when you see actual proof that they’re talks are no jest and see the tej getting a schedule form rejected do you realize that you’re dealing with a species which isn’t your normal, everyday stupid; you have a case of highly advanced dumb-ssery.
dude 1: hey man, my schedule for junior year is so tough. ap physics c, ap lang, ap calc bc, so tough to be me.
dude 2: what the h-ll? dude, you had to take algebra 1 in 10th grade after dropping from precalc and algebra 2 in 2 weeks. on top of that, you failed us history from quarter 1. how’re you gonna survive?
dude 1: whaddaya think man, by taking notes, doing the homework. duh…
dude 2: you godd-mn tej d.
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