telepromptourettes
the incoherent, awkward fumble of words that escape the mouth of the president (or any public orator) after their teleprompter has malfunctioned.
“did you see obama’s speech last night? talk about a bad case of telepromptourettes!”
Read Also:
- Tembo
a tembo is an oversized man with uncontrollable facial hair. tembos often drive recklessly while under the influence of curry. it has been cited that these type of men regularly have girlfriends that are at least one meter shorter than the tembo. that man over there has curry in his beard, he must be a […]
- tepfest
a place where teps come together and have a gathering – derrived from “tepitus”, which is greek for a male bonding sanctuary. can also mean communal w-nk fest (or -n-l cavity intrusion sanctuary.) q) yo, dawg, u going to tepfest? a)no, coz i aint a f-cking d-ck.
- terd bag
some poor jobless f-ckbag, terd burgler, cr-pbag always mooching a cig, or a beer.equivalent to an actual potato sack filled to the rim with donkey sh-t. great, here comes that terd bag john lookin for another handout.
- Thai Basket
a s-x act unique to thai m-ssage parlors. similar to the happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive m-ssage treatment, and upon the finish of the m-ssage, the man lies on his back with p-n-s erect as his thai m-sseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. in the bottom of […]
- The Helen Keller
when someone doesn’t talk but uses their body to show what they want. to let one’s body do the talking or to dance. song: shush girl, shut your mouth. do the helen keller and talk with your hips. when a girl is giving a guy a bl-wj-b, the guy puts both of his hands over […]