temple run
an extremely addicting apple store game where a character eludes demon monkeys, and faulty paths while attempting to escape a never ending temple
addict: “ahh my eyes are burning, ive been playing temple run for days”
friend: “temple run? sounds like escaping the gang members at temple university in philly”
addict: no its just a video game
an extremely addictive game by imangi studios that is simply composed of running, jumping and sliding for your life through a never ending temple of b–by traps.
boy 1: yeah bro i just joined the million club on temple run, you mad?
boy 2: chill bro, i’m in the 2.5 million club. you suck.
boy 1: g-ddammit now i need to play for 3 more hours to beat your score!!!
temple run is a fun game were you have to have great skills in escaping these monkey things.this game is a fun addicting game used for any type of i-pod touch or i-phone or i-pad
i got 4,563,943 on temple run!
when you take a dump and occupy yourself by playing temple run on your smartphone.
austin sure has been in the bathroom for a long time. probably has the temple runs
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