Terracotta Pie


terracotta pie is reference to a v-g-n- in the system of the down song “vacinity of obcinity”.
banana banana terracotta pie.
it is a reference to asian v-g-n-
i love to eat my j-panese girlfriends terracotta pie.
a new and exciting in-depth s-xual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. this is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming -n-l s-x, -j-c-l-t-ng into your said partners -n-s, and then letting the s-m-n drip out of their -n-s and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of may, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the s-m-n ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at thanksgiving

-note–drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing terracotta pie will make the s-m-n taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
in-laws-“mmmm, this pie is delicious!”

you-“yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made”

in-laws-“whats it called?”

you-“terracotta pie”
a mixture of human excrement and s-m-n which oozes from the -n-l sphincter due to its colloidal consistency. terracotta pies can be performed on wither males or females and are especially pleasant when the liquid bubbles from the -n-l crevice.
dude, i just gave this b-tch a terracotta pie and she bubbled out some brown goo which i then snowballed back into her mouth!

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