terzian
a true mack daddy pimp that will only have s-x with half naked lebanese monkeys that have a slight birth defect where it can name every type of cheese in french but feels incomplete because it can’t speak.
that terzian is a f-cked up guy, i would never pull that sh-t with that kind of monkey.
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