Testosterone Flashflood
what happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to -ssert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
adam: hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? paul and logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!
austin: yeah, man, i was there. total testosterone flashflood. a freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
what happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to -ssert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
adam: hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? paul and logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!
austin: yeah, man, i was there. it was a total testosterone flashflood. a freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
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