Tetris Pimp
1. someone who has mastered the art of playing tetris and has their name at the top of the list.
2. someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for s-xual pleasure.
3. a male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of tetris.
4. a person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
at a twelve step program, i admitted to being a tetris pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.
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