Janoblin’


v. the act of calling/ hailing a taxi to your general location with the intent of robbing the driver
guy 1: “hey man, i’m drunk. can you call a cab for me?”

guy 2: “nah man. taxis don’t come out here anymore because of the recent spike in jan-blin’.”

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