Texafornian
a name given to any californian that has moved to texas recently to escape the sh-thole california has become or to escape the impending m-ssive earthquake that will inevitably sink the state.
g-d help us if any more of those texafornian c-ckroaches come here. their mannerisms are ruining everything.
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- tadder wadder  the common, pleasuring action of one person stimulating another person’s genitalia. boring, normal people will refer to this action as s-x. matthew, who was feeling a little frisky, wanted to tadder wadder with monica. 
- aww haha  synonymous with, “i’m not interested.” tom: i really wish i had someone to watch “the notebook” with while my parents are away this weekend. anna: aww haha 
- abuga  a feeling that u get when u r scared we’re u feeling abuga when u saw that ghost? 
- Beijingna  chinese p-ssy last year , i went to f-ck some beijingna 
