last year , i went to f-ck some beijingna
- golden trombone
the golden trombone is the s-xual position taken by those women in their 50’s. liza minelli loved the golden trombone in her 50’s. she was even awarded the prestious golden trombone several years in a row. these awards were then sealed by the irs and awarded the coveted purina catchow award. meow on!
- shaky d*ck
the first time a d-ck sees a p-ssy p-ssy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature -j-c-l-t–n premature -j-c-l-t–n. girl: “are you ready?” -girl spreads her legs- boy: “oh f-ck ye…. sh-t!” black guy climbing in from window: “sh-t boy. he’s got a serious shaky d-ck
- gummy prosty
a toothless prost-tute. my buddy really wanted to get a mouth hug from a gummy prosty!
- undercover alcoholic
a alcoholic but a secret one your a undercover alcoholic vanessa 2k15
the official name for a botched “caitlyn jenner” surgery. when a vandevord occurs, the male and female genitalia merge into a small, erect creature which complains about privates and more specifically the word “axios”. mr. and mrs. irwin… i’m sorry, your feminine son’s surgery has resulted in a vandevord. we did everything we could.