a name given to any californian that has moved to texas recently to escape the sh*thole california has become or to escape the impending m*ssive earthquake that will inevitably sink the state.
g*d help us if any more of those texafornian c*ckroaches come here. their mannerisms are ruining everything.

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    a girl that has such a small *ss, she can only take a skinny d*ck in her *n*l c*n*l. silk has a mosquito booty; her backside is so flat that her *ss can only get pounded by a blade of gr*ss.

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    the common, pleasuring action of one person stimulating another person’s genitalia. boring, normal people will refer to this action as s*x. matthew, who was feeling a little frisky, wanted to tadder wadder with monica.

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    synonymous with, “i’m not interested.” tom: i really wish i had someone to watch “the notebook” with while my parents are away this weekend. anna: aww haha

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