Texas Club Sandwich
the act of squatting over a stove and taking a sh-t in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the p-n-s and m-st-rb-t- over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the sh-t and eating it to cause pleasure
i made myself a texas club sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!
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