textinitis
the supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from “texting”. from hand cramps to tendinitis.
wow! he has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like “hook hands”. the guy texts so much, he looks like he has “sloth fingers”. ha ha, he’s got textinitis so bad, he’s got some “eagle claws” going.
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