Texas Hot Rod


similar to the texas chili bowl, the texas hot rod consists of ingaging in an act of s-xual intercourse. from the “doggy-style” position, the giver will put tabasco on his p-n-s, while wearing a condom. then he will then insert his sauced up p-n-s into his/her -n-s/v-g-n-. to fully achieve the element of suprise from the burning sensation, one must not tell the reciever about the tabasco in advance.
“my boyfriend gave me a texas hot rod last night and my -ss still burns, last time i dont make him a ham sandwich after s-x.”

“hey hunnie, i’m going to pick up some condoms and ‘supplies’ for tonight… have you ever heard of a texas hot rod before?”

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