Texas Mudflap
when a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. he places his erect p-n-s flush against her -n-s as she begins to sh-t. as each t-rd is released and breaks off, the erect p-n-s slaps back against the -n-s. this creates the distinct slapping sound of the texas mudflap.
“thanks for the texas mudflap hailee, my d-ck sure is sh-tty now,” said brett. “no problem, anytime,” exclaimed hailee.
a texas mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man’s b-tthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.
this is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.
proper preparation is to have the man’s -n-s partially or fully shaved. a hairy b-tthole changes the act to “millionaire’s high tea”.
while my c-ck took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a texas mudflap. i didn’t kiss her the rest of the night.
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