Text Message
1. a way for teens to breakup with each other…
2. the act of messaging someone via cellular device…
3. something that the cellular phone companies use to gain mucho dinero off horomonally stressed teens…
1. oh my gosh! john just broke my heart via text message -cries-
2. i just got a text message! sweet!!!
3. i just got a text message! it only cost me 10 cents, and i diddnt agree to recieve it! yes!
when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can’t make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.
drunk sender: hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?
reciever: what? this is a total text message!
what teenagers do while trying to order their food from a fast-food restaurant from employees who ar working there to pay off their student loans.
fast-food employee: hi, how can i help you?
teenager (while typing a text message): yeah…uh…um….
fast-food emlpoyee: are you ready to order?
teenager (still texting): uh….yeah….uh….
fast-food employee: (slightly annoyed): have you decided what you’d like to order today?
teenaer (still texting): uh….um….i would like….um…..uh….
fast-food employee: f-ck this! i’m going to the navy.
the dumbest f-cking thing ever created.
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
f-cking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time
f-ck the text message example theres no need,
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your f-cking example, its like aids all the f-ck over with no cure.
when you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to m-ssage yourself or somebody else.
hey john can you give me a text message? just send me the same text like 50 times.
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