Text Recover
when texting, an awkward attempt at using a joke to recover from a previous text in which something either stupid or awkward was said followed by no response from the reciever.
(texting)
ashley: omg, did you see me trip today in the hall? it was sooo embar-ssing :p
mark: yeah, you looked like an idiot.
(after realizing what he said, mark was in need of a text recover)
mark: uh i tripped one time and i fell though…
cindy: so what are you up to this
weekend?
jack: nothin wanna go to the dance?
(7 minutes later, no response)
jack: yeah so i guess this girl tripped in front of like everyone today..haha..
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