text worm
an unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as i can not, or you have, repet-tion of sentences, stuff that doesn’t make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (and i have actually seen this) jackhole. most text worms only need to be responded with “ok” or “thanks” maybe even “wow”. if you want to p-ss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. if you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can’t hear the dings.
the text worm was long and angry, and it didn’t make any sense to me so i just said yes.
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