textsperate
when you text someone three or more times in a day even thought they haven’t replied to any of your messages. this is usually connected with a textsession.
me:hi!
sup?
why are you ignoring me?
talk to me!!
fine, i hate you.
ur officially on my hate list.
him:chill im sick so my phone was off!!
me:srry, when people don’t text back i get a little textsperate.
him:wtf?
me:desperate, but like with texts
him:ur crazy
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