TGR
t-t-to-gut ratio. when a girl has bigger t-ts than her gut, she has a positive tgr. when a girl has smaller t-ts than her guts, it’s a negative tgr.
all i want to find tonight is a girl with a positive tgr. do not let me hook with another girl who’s stomach is much bigger than her b–bs. i’m done climbing the mountain to get to her t-ts.
tgr stands for “tooth-to-gum ratio”. women with a high tooth to gum ratio show excessive amounts of tooth in relation to the amount of gum. ex: nancy kerrigan
“d-mn! that girl’s tgr looks like a bunch of tic-tacs laying on an an 8 pound p-ssy!”
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