Thanksgiving Day
stuffing-your-face-day – in the us the 4th thursday in november – in canada the second monday in october. basically to celebrate the pilgrim’s slaughtering of the indians year after year.
one maerican: what are you thankful for?
other american: i am thankful for the help and all the food the pequot indians gave us when we started settling this land. what are you thankful for?
one american: i am thankful for slaughtering those very same indians only a few years after!
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