Thanos

thanos is a fictional comic book character, a supervillain that has appeared in books published by marvel comics. the character first appeared in iron man #55 (feb. 1973) and was created by writer-artist jim starlin. debuting in the bronze age of comic books, the character has been featured in over four decades of marvel continuity and a self-t-tled series. thanos has appeared in other marvel-endorsed products, including animated television series, arcade and video games, toys and trading cards. thanos appears in the marvel cinematic universe in a non-speaking cameo at the end of the 2012 film the avengers, and josh brolin portrays him in 2014’s guardians of the galaxy and will reprise the role for future films. thanos was ranked number 47 on ign’s top 100 comic book villains of all time.
thanos is a mutant member of the race of superhumans known as the t-tanian eternals. the character possesses abilities common to the eternals, but amplified to a higher degree through a combination of his mutant eternal heritage, bionic amplification, mysticism, and power bestowed by the abstract ent-ty, death. demonstrating enormous superhuman strength, stamina, and durability, thanos can absorb and project vast quant-ties of cosmic energy and is capable of telekinesis, telepathy and matter manipulation. thanos is an accomplished hand-to-hand combatant, having been trained in the art of war on t-tan.

thanos is a genius in virtually all known fields of advanced science and has created technology far exceeding contemporary earth science. he often employs a transportation chair capable of sp-ce flight, force field projection, teleportation, time travel and movement through alternate universes. thanos is also a master strategist and uses a sp-ce vessel called sanctuary ii as a base of operations.
crazy sweet salty intellectual with a soft side andbootyliciousdomestic goddess and genius for research
person1: dude, have you met thanos?
person2: dude, thanos is mindblowing.
1. a fairly common given name in greece.

2. in the fictional marvel comics universe, “lord” thanos (derived from thanatos, g-d of death) is a tall buff purple alien supervillain with a washboard chin and dark, gleaming eyes. he was born on saturn’s moon t-tan to the race called the eternals, but later nuked his homeworld from orbit. he worships his deity/lover, mistress death, and often tries to gain power so as to destroy entire galaxies or universes in death’s service. eventually he died and joined mistress death as her consort.

3. rev. dr. thanos q. “elohim” endrizzi, ph.d., the avatar / online persona of the founder and lord high reverend of the secretive church of metaversalism, which claims that all possible g-ds and universes exist. dr. thanos is famed for promoting metaversalist ideas on various social networks as well as in second life. his appearance resembles marvel’s thanos, except he has bushy white hair and gl-sses. his character bio says he’s based on marvel’s character, but reformed since his old days, and is trying to save the universe, not destroy it. many agree that dr. thanos has a keen mind, and is a clear , logical thinker with a solid understanding of a wide range of math and science concepts. he’s often complimented on his clear explanations, but has also been accused of being long-winded, arrogant, and overly confident in his philosophy.

3. anyone who has similar characteristics to either of the above two versions of thanos.
person a: “wow, that guy’s such a thanos…”
person b: “the marvel kind?”
person a: “no, like dr. thanos.”
person b: “nah, no one’s as smart as dr. thanos.”
1. a different slang term for fresno, ca

see: no-town

2. tha whole ghetto area of fresno, ca
that rich punk from north fresno, will get jack in tha no
(n.) a term for any male with an abnormal fascination with extreme s-xual actions, such as fisting or anilingus. not to be confused with a pervert.
timmy: he wanted to -n-l fist her and everything!

tommy: dude, he’s such a thano.
a g-d-like villain from marvel comics. he has purple skin and is obsessed with death, despite being immortal.

also known as the purple guy who appears at the end of the avengers movie, who everyone had to google.
person 1: who was that purple bloke at the end of the avengers?
person 2: i’m not sure
person 3: i looked it up, his name is thanos
person 1: how interesting! he must be the villain of the avengers 2!

-ultron is revealed as the villain of the avengers 2-
considered a trifecta when a person sh-ts, p-sses, and vomits on themselves all within a 12 hour period.
the boy was in cancun and he pulled a thanos. he couldn’t make it to the restroom so he sh-t himself. later in the day he laughed so hard at a joke he urinated all over his pants, then an hour later vomited all over his shirt from all of the junk he ate during the day.