That’s what DC said
how you respond when someone says, “i know i broke it. and i know it looks bad, but i’ll fix it. i promise.”
person one: don’t freak out. i wrecked your car. it’s totalled and i don’t have insurance. i know i broke it. and i know it looks bad, but i’ll fix it. i promise.”
person two: that’s what dc said!
person one: but really, i promise. and if i don’t fix it by december 31 2012, i’ll make sure to take the money from you and your children.
person two: that’s what dc said!
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