The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap
the most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. this is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped
guy 1:”did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!”
guy 2″oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?”
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