The Angry Pirate
when a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.
that chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her!
when boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
the result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound “arrrhh”
john found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.
when a guy is f-cking a girl from behind and when he’s about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. as soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in one of her eyes. when the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. she will then gargle “arrrrrrrrrr” like a pirate due to her throat being punched.
dude, i totally pulled the angry pirate on my brothers girlfriend!
when a guy c-ms on a chick’s face then shaves off his p-b-s and throws them on her face, the c-m keeping the p-b-s in place. then you break her legs.
she was annoying me. so i gave her the angry pirate
when a male is giving it to a girl doggy style and pits on her lower back. the girl flips over thinking he’s finished, as soon as she does so the guy c-ms in the girls eye and kicks her in the shin.
this causes her to put her hand on her eye like an eye patch and hold her leg like a peg leg and cause her say arrrrrrr
i gave her a mmmmaaadddddd “the angry pirate” last night and now she hates me
a male is recieving oral s-x from a female, when he pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. the male then kicks the female in the eye, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg late. thus the angry pirate is born.
last night jim gave your mon the angry pirate because she charged more than usual.
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