The awesome answer
the awesome answer is used at a time when you think it is appropriate to answer to someones question with not the truth, but a more amazing story. usually spoken in a sarcastic, boasting manner.
true answer —
rando guy – “hey how’d you get that cut on yur finger?”
cool guy – “well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me..”
rando guy – “wow thats f-cking dumb…”
the awesome answer –
rando guy – “hey how’d you get that cut on yur finger?”
cool guy – “well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really”
rando guy – “zomg thats pretty intense cool guy!”
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