The Bet
the bet is to not have s-x.
the way to win ‘the bet’ is by not having s-x.
the way to lose ‘the bet’ is by having s-x with someone.
if you lose ‘the bet’ then you must owe your best friend the equivalent of £20.
mark: “hey tom how was your date last night?” tom: “it was amazing! i lost the bet last night.” mark: “awesome, were’s my £20?” tom: “sh-t…”
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