Nietbook
1.) a smallish computer sans internal cd/dvd drives, specifically not for use by citizens of the russian federation and it’s former satellite republics.
commie-n-z-: “may i surf the inter-webs with your mini-computer, what’s it called again?”
imperialist pimp “it’s called a nietbook, for good reason. isn’t there some cheap wodka that needs drinking somewhere? comrade!”
commie-n-z-: ” … … … da (sheepishly).”
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