The Book of Mormon
the most wonderfully vulgar and awesome broadway musical ever written by trey parker and matt stone of “south park” fame.
i’m trying so desperately to get tickets to see the book of mormon on broadway, but they’re sold out way into summer.
a musical created by the creators of south park. perhaps one of the best musicals to ever be produced. the songs are amazing, and the acting/dancing is god-like. it’s about the mormon faith.
harry: i like south park.
norman: if you like south park, then you’d love the book or mormon.
harry: ???
norman: the book of mormon is a musical created by the creators of south park. the music is just amazing.
harry: i’ll check it out. thanks for the info norman.
a religious holy book that is reverenced by mormons, who are members of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints. written by joseph smith, who is alleged to have received an angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of christ visiting the american natives shortly after being resurrected. those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as “holy underwear”. mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the t-tle of “elder”, or “sister”. as one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullsh-t. obvious bullsh-t.
elder johnson: oh, tom…i think…i just sh-t my holy underwear! what am i going to do?
elder richards: hey, sh-t for brains…i thought i told you to call me elder. so you sh-t your holy drawers? don’t worry. it is holy sh-t now. d-mn, that stinks!
atheist: hey, don’t worry guy! just tear a few pages out of the book of mormon, and use it to wipe your -ss. it is basically what it is, an -ss-wipe.
elder johnson: -scratches chin- you know…i think maybe you are right…
a book about jesus.
dude, i’m reading the book of mormon!
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