The Bright Idea
when you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. then p–p in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. she will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of sh-t!
she was a b-tch to me so i gave her the bright idea.
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