The Brown dick


we’ve all seen it. some embrace it and some choose to ignore it. during a p-rnographic film, every now and then there’s a caucasian man that looks completely normal, but is just a little bit different than the rest of us. normal white male haircut, skin tone, voice. everything is average except for his p-n-s. its an irregular shade of brown. take a moment of your time one day and you’ll see what i mean.
great guy, friend of the family, mows my grandmothers lawn… guys got the brown d-ck.

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