the crummel
a disease in which your entire body eats itself from the inside out. somewhat like spontaneous combustion without the heat. occurs when you partic-p-te in intercourse with “little people” that have irregular appendages.
meaghan: i think i have the crummel
shelton: oh sh-t. i’d rather have the hiv.
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