The Bump It


the act of lifting a womans hair, -j-c-l-t-ng on her head in the spot revealed by lifting her hair, and releasing her hair back over the s-m-n.
“but baby, it’s the b-mp it. you said you wanted more volume in your (hair)do.”

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