The Chewbacca
this is an act which requires many steps. the first step is to shave your pubic region before s-x and place it in a small baggy. the second step, after s-x, you -j-c-l-t- on the womans face, then throw the pubic hair on so it sticks then put your t-st-cl-s in her mouth and punch her in the stomach so she makes the gargling noise and the hair on her face makes the chewbacca
now i have a rash from shaving my p-b-s from the chewbacca
the chewbacca occurs when you are having s-x with a girl, and, in the heat of p-ssion, you pull her arms out of their sockets.
“what the f-ck, jason, why are there two human arms in your bathtub?”
“oh, i pulled the chewbacca last night. d-mn shame, third time this year. sprinkle some more lye over those things while you’re in there, by the way. “
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